Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 11 February 2015

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Ministry of Virtue & Camel Humping Affairs, kiss my ass

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - The selling of red roses and heart-themed paraphernalia is outlawed in the tyrannical Kingdom where anyone celebrating Valentines Day is likely to cop a thousand lashes.

This weekend a rare seismic alignment sees the notoriously volatile Wahhabist tectonic plate on a collision course with Western-style Friday-the-13th karma.

Secret intelligence reporte have hinted about sudden eruptions in Riyadh's amiri palace compound where 10,000 Saudi princelings live the life of Riley, splurging indolent petro-inheritances on desirable Western 'trash'.

Unfortunately a series on online glitches in the Kingdom's private banking network is threatening to crash the entire portfolio of royal accounts.

Interior Ministry geeks fear a new wave of Trojans from IS jihadi hackers is overwhelming the infrastructure ahead of an all-out Friday the 13th cyber attack.

Ministry of Virtue & Camel Humping Affairs spokesperson Ali Baba said this morning, "I will eat my iPad before ever letting such a thing happen."

Expect a tsunami of crap to erupt before nightfall.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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