Written by queen mudder

Friday, 16 January 2015

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King Abdullah's desert throne

Dammam, Saudi Arabia - The Sanitation Operatives International League - SOIL - has commemorated high falutin' Saudi rhetoric with its annual Bullshit Gong for poisoning citizens' minds with Sharia garbage.

It is the 60th consecutive year that the desert Kingdom has won the fecal award despite fierce competition from neighboring hellholes such as Iran and Syria.

Commendations published on the SOIL website single out the country's ginormous lardarse King Abdullah for decades of bullshit about his birth son Osama bin Laden, farrowed by Queen Elizabeth in a Jeddah pig sty known as the Wahhabi Palace.

Abdullah remains whorse de combat in Riyadh intensive care after doctors diagnosed congenital Nazism had spread to his liver from the remains of his brain.

Commenting on the prize a World Stealth Organization banker who asked to remain anonymous said King Abdullah had set the corruption benchmark so high it will be difficult to honor any subsequent award winner once he pops his clogs.

Expect seismic repercussions when the filthy nonagenarian kicks the bucket, possibly as early as Valentine's Day.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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