Sierra leone closes borders to USA travellers fearing measles epidemic

Funny story written by D Agnew

Tuesday, 10 February 2015

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A closed Disney world.

Emergency measures are in effect this week as Sierra leone closed its borders to all American citizens, fearing the spread of measles which is ravaging most of the USA.

The deadly disease which is spread by Autism vaccinations which are mandatory under Obama-care has had a huge impact in the USA resulting in hundreds of theme parks being closed. The disease once only found in small numbers of home schooled bible belt Americans has spread rapidly due to the mandatory Vaccinations, contrails and the popularity of shows like breaking Amish.

Although America continues to downplay the outbreak, merely classing it as a measly four on the FREEDOM EAGLE SCALE Sierra leone are taking a much harder stance, banning all USA travellers and refusing to export their huge stock piles of ebola, which is an essential ingredient in stories for American news channel Fox news.

More on this as it happens.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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