Antivirus company Symantec found cure for Ebola

Written by vagorsky

Friday, 3 October 2014

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Breaking news: The well known antivirus company Symantec says that they found a cure for Ebola. As Obama cited in his speech at UN , the greatest threat to the world today is not ISIS or Putin, but Ebola.

H. Ackerwise at Symantec announced in a press conference that his research team found a probable cure for the disseise. By comparing the code of the computer virus Worm, they found that Ebola has the same DNA structure as a computer virus. That is in binary code.

Symantec will copy the code to USB sticks and then deliver to risk areas. By installing the software, any computer and is owner will be safe..

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