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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.

The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.

One Brick Speaks

One brick speaks and says: The United States ON America. It’s the United States OF America. How much does a degree from Wharton cost? Well, at least her hair was combed.

Showing you have...brass!

Whoever Trump's mentor was in his formative years forgot to tell him: There is a very fine line between...showing you have brass...and...showing your Ass!

Bill Cosby Will Not Be Allowed Pound Cake in Prison

And Pudding Pops and Jell-O will not be allowed in Jail-O.

Did Trump Push His Name For Nobel Peace Prize?

Is the same guy who mocked a person with a physical handicap allegedly going to be nominated to receive the Nobel Peace Prize? Smells like a Dr. Harold Bornstein letter, dictated by Trump. Bad!

Donald Trump And The Paralympics

Donald Trump says he had difficulty watching the Paralympics and watched as much as he could. Remember, he suffers from bone spurs, (rumored to be in his feet) that prevented his service in Vietnam.

Trump's Paralympics

Donald Trump says he had difficulty watching the Paralympics and watched as much as he could. Remember, he suffers from bone spurs, rumored to be in his feet, preventing him from serving in Vietnam.

Bill Cosby Will Not Be Allowed to Have Pound Cake in Prison

And Pudding Pops and Jell-o will not be allowed in jail-o.

Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!