New Laws for France. The NWO Marches On. Who's Next?

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Sunday, 11 January 2015

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This institution tells governments what to do. It is called a Bank.

Following the Hebdo massacre new Private Law (criminal law) legislation is expected to be introduced in the French Parliament.

Following the 'executive laws' adopted by Obama, Prime Minister Manuel Valls who was appointed by President Francois Hollande, has tabled that "arrest of citizens on suspicion and indefinite incarceration without trial" must now be established throughout France.

In anticipation of just this move, many thousands of Jews have already left Paris as they do not trust the government and many are of the opinion that the Paris massacre was allowed to happen just as the 9/11 massacre was allowed to happen.

Little opposition is expected beyond the usual filibuster rhetoric and American advisors have already been sent from Washington to oversee the implementation of these measures.

Further laws are expected to be passed in quick succession as a way of filtering media releases, prior to broadcast or publication, for statements that may be injurious to internal policy.

Police interception of emails and phone calls and scrutiny of social networks will also be legalized.

Press conferences conducted by the Assembly will now be by invitation only as is the case with Washington.

Said one Parisian newspaper editor we talked to and who wishes to remain anonymous: "As with America, their agenda is simply to institute real fascist terrorism as a way of stamping out the theatrical 'terrorism' they have invented. The people will have nowhere to hide.

"America is the experimental laboratory where this model for tyranny is being constructed daily. Whatever the ruling elite get away with over there will sooner or later be foisted on Europe. What they have to do is make sure no resistance from the people is possible and terror is the tried and tested means for achieving that. It never fails."

The New World Order's resolute determination is to impose a form of government in Europe that will facilitate the eventual establishment of a One World Government aided and abetted by a One-World Mind Control Central Executive it calls the One World Religion.

The entire operation will be accordance with the monopoly control of money by the Federal Reserve Bank.

"He who controls the money supply of a nation controls the nation" has always been their motto. Sir Randolf Boar, spokesman for the U.S's biggest Federal Reserve Bank, one of twelve such banks that control the finances of America if not the entire world, said:

"We welcome these important measures on behalf of our banking fraternity so that Europe may be able to drag itself out of the quagmire of mental and economic oppression we have plunged it into. It was that or World War Three. Hopefully, we can arrange things so that another world war does not happen however much power and profit we bankers may derive from it and however much we have primed the Sheeple to bleat for one on behalf of their mythic gods. What will be, will be. We will see to it."

On hearing the news, Bookmakers in the UK have given odds on the next step in the descent of civilization. The implanting of socially acceptable tyranny must proceed without respite they understand.

And so, they predict the other countries in Europe will have to be chastened into compliance by similar atrocities to that in Paris.

Muslims and other extremists will be goaded, as they have been to date, to do their dirty work for them. Muslims, of course, are unaware that they are being set up. The worst thing they can do is what the main players in the West are hoping they don't do.... NOTHING. UK Bookmakers however, are seldom wrong.

The odds for the next massacre therefore are as follows:

1. London 1/2
2. Dublin 6/4
3. Rome 2/1
4. Berlin 9/4
5. Madrid 3/1
6. Amsterdam 4/1
7. Warsaw 9/2
8. Budapest 5/1
9. Vienna 11/2
10. Oslo 11/2
11. Stockholm 6/1
12. Prague 6/1
13. Brussels 13/2

Doubles and multiples are available providing the atrocities occur within a three week period of each other. They have defined an atrocity as an "act of violence that results in the deaths of three or more persons."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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