Who Bought Hitler's Holiday Island?

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Wednesday, 17 December 2014

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The NWO's "Home Away"?

Adolf Hitler's Nazi holiday paradise - the Colossus of Prora - is to be turned into a luxury resort, with a seven-star high-end hotel and surrounding opulent villas with their own indoor swimming pools. However, it will be privately owned and privately run.

The sprawling site has over 2.8 miles of beachfront on the Baltic island of Ruegen, Germany. It was Adolf Hitler's dream and was begun by the Nazi's "Strength Through Joy" leisure organisation. He called it the "Colossus of Prora".

The complex was intended to entertain up to 20,000 holidaymakers at a time. Work on the site began before the Second World War but was abandoned as the war put an end to funding for the project.

Critics say the full-scale renovation currently under way behind locked fences smacks of a sinister homage to Adolf Hitler; and even an ideological rebirth of the Third Reich. Israel has made moves to stop its resurrection in any form. But, work has begun regardless.

No one knows who bought the site and is currently developing it; and speculation is at fever pitch, with many newspapers putting forward suggestions as to who the new owners might be.

Here is a list of the Top Ten contenders for the gong.

(1). J.K. Rowling, on behalf of The Masonic Grand Lodge of Scotland. It would be renamed the "Colossus of Protter". And her first editor, Barry Cunningham, once a close friend of late comedian Spike Milligan upon whom the 'character' of "Dumbledore" has been allegedy based, will get to run it.

(2). Henry Kissinger. Now that everybody knows about Bohemian Grove and how to get to it, it is rumoured he has his eye on the more secluded spot of Ruegen Island, for it could be more easily policed by U.S. military pesonnel at the U.S. taxpayers expense... as always.

(3). Johnny Depp. One island is never enough. He owns Little Hall's Pond Cay, a Caribbean Island... and wants another... or he may never find true happiness.

(4). David Rockefeller, so that his dynasty dedicated to destroying the world on behalf of Lucifer, known from ancient times as the "Bearer of Total Fucking Insanity", can continue. Prora would be the ideal place to store all the gold bullion he owns. When the global economy goes bust and people trying to keep themselves warm are tossing bales of dollars onto open fires in the wintry streets of New York, he can then begin plans to issue his very own One World Currency as he entertains guests on Prora: The NWO's very own single currency with only one bank to control it for the whole of Mankind... a dream he and his ancestors have had since the day they discovered, by means of their superior brains that, by depriving people of food and water, you can actually turn them into your obedient serfs; and thereafter be able to fund science to help YOU overcome death. Thus world domination, 'legal' (anybody listening?) 'ownership' of the world would be finally his and his masters, the Rothchilds. And "Planet Rothchild", erstwhile "Earth", would live forever. Mission accomplished. (Seriously,... is there anybody out there?)

(5). Ex-British Prime Minister Tony Blair so that he and his friends like George Brown, J.K. Rowling and Tony Mandelson can have somewhere to hide for the winter months, safe in the knowledge that their phones can never be tapped and therefore charges of corruption or criminality never levelled against them until, like Jimmy Savile, long after they are dead.

(6). Sir. Richard Branson... for Her Majesty the Queen of England. He would rename it "Cooke's Other Island" and be able to give controlled media interviews about how clever he was in coming up with the name. He could have his own Masonic Lodge there with Michael Duke of Kent installed to look after it. And give great banquets there too, with invited BBC news readers reciting excerpts from Harry Potter; and later, guests would get to stare through high power telescopes at the "Satellite Branson-Rothchild No.1"... once known as "The Moon".

(7). Barack Obama; so that he and his enablers will have somewhere to run when the shit hits the fan and the American people realise they have been duped, conned, lied too, conditioned, robbed... and lured into a state of abject narcosis that has ruined their rights, stultified their intelligence; and stifled their spiritual development utterly, to the complete betrayal of the hopes and wishes expressed for them in THEIR OWN CONSTITUTION by their founding fathers.

(8). Ex-Pope Ratzinger... because..... disloyalty is not in his nature.

(9). Donald Trump; because he doesn't want people to think he cannot afford it.

(10). The Sinn Fein Party in Ireland, said to be one of the richest in the world, who have been following Joseph Goebbels' teachings to the letter since disarming in 1998.

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