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Funny story: Paris and Parisians

Paris and Parisians

Just got back from a week in Paris. Was it romantic? Well it was for the many couples we witnessed making out on subway seats five feet across the aisles from us, so close you could almost hear them. These scenes would have been titillating if the p...

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Funny story: Crown of Thorns Lost After Notre Dame Fire

Crown of Thorns Lost After Notre Dame Fire

It was a week of tragedy for France as the Notre Dame Cathedral burned before the eyes of the world. Luckily, the cathedral was not entirely destroyed. And most of the cathedral’s collection of artifacts have been preserved. Unfortu...

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Funny story: Revenge Of Jacques De Molay As Notre Dame Is Toast

Revenge Of Jacques De Molay As Notre Dame Is Toast

Paris, France - (Sacre Bleu Mess): France is reeling from the sudden, tragic torching of one of its greatest national treasures after the Notre Dame de Paris cathedral was razed to the ground. The magnificent 800-year old edifice, which burst int...

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Funny story: Born To Spoof New Beginnings CH 4: Clone Ride To Oblivion

Born To Spoof New Beginnings CH 4: Clone Ride To Oblivion

The sheets of silk were nowhere near as smooth as #4's thighs. I woke with them wrapped around my head. As I lay there admiring the scenery I noticed a tatoo I'd never noticed before, "#007". I reluctantly I gently extricated myself for a call of nature. When I returned she was sitting up, "We'll be there soon." she said brushing her hair aside to show one of her green eyes. "Where is there...

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Funny story: Parisian porno downs tools because of Sex-Doll brothel!

Parisian porno downs tools because of Sex-Doll brothel!

A Parisian sex doll brothel is causing an outrage in the dark world of "Tossers United" because Parisian porno stars are refusing to perform unless their plastic competitors are removed from the seedy sex underground world in the 'city of love!'...

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Funny story: Parisian jewelry thieves caught by Inspector Closeau and his pissed Pink Panther!

Parisian jewelry thieves caught by Inspector Closeau and his pissed Pink Panther!

A bungled attempt to lift £3.5 million pounds worth of jewelry from the Ritz Hotel in Paris has been folied by the one and only, Inspector Closeau, and his piss-artist assistant, The Pink Panther! Thieves smashed open glass cabinets with sledge ha...

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Funny story: Trump Takes Ball and Goes Home at the NATO Conference

Trump Takes Ball and Goes Home at the NATO Conference

Geneva, Switzerland President Donald Trump of the United States attended a NATO Conference and, in his daughter Ivanka's opinion, looked very presidential. Trump was criticized for pushing fellow attendees out of the way to be in front, but Ivan...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Will Sue City of Paris After Robbery

Kim Kardashian Will Sue City of Paris After Robbery

Los Angeles, CA After her TV show was put on hold following her harrowing robbery in Paris where she was tied up and robbed, Kim Kardashian began a new crusade. "This incident really put the 'bare ass' in embarrassment" ranted Kim. "How could anyo...

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Funny story: Wikileaks Latest...

Wikileaks Latest...

Dear diary, *sigh I have been working for five years on the International Anti-Terrorism Forensic Task Force and after examining the Paris attacks I have yet again come to the conclusion that it was the governments that were behind this. It's always the freakin' governments! Boston - government! Charlie Hebdo - government! Australia - government! And my superiors (obviously) don...

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Funny story: Finley Quaid Recovering After Paris Concert Shootings

Finley Quaid Recovering After Paris Concert Shootings

A total of 89 people fans were killed and more than 100 injured when anti trip hop gunmen stormed the Bataclan concert hall during a gig by UK singing artist Finley Quaid on Friday. Finley, 58, whose only UK chart hit to date is 'Because I love y...

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Funny story: Nazi Technology under Consideration for Modern Application

Nazi Technology under Consideration for Modern Application

PARIS - In response to the atrocities which unfolded in Paris this weekend, the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) have deployed UN sanctioned engineers to Oswiecim, Poland, to conduct analysis on the functional...

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Funny story: 200 corpses found buried under Paris supermarket

200 corpses found buried under Paris supermarket

Paris, France - "At first we thought they'd died of la peste (the plague)," Inspector Clouseau said today as a mass grave of more than 200 corpses was discovered under a Paris supermarket. "Then we realised it could be the missing remains of 'Les...

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Funny story: CNN warns cash-point queuers to be wary of suicide bombers

CNN warns cash-point queuers to be wary of suicide bombers

World famous spreader of disasters, Coca Cola and McDonald adverts, CNN, has issued the following warning after an incident near the north of Paris in the famous Gaelic city surrounded by a Roman wall. It seems that people queuing up to empty thei...

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Funny story: Paris vows to sue Faux News

Paris vows to sue Faux News

According to her agent, Paris Hillton may sue Faux News for referring to her erogenous zones as "no-man's lands." The comments, she whines, are "mean-spirited" and "insulting." She added, "My image has been prejudiced, and my honor has been sul...

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Funny story: New Laws for France. The NWO Marches On. Who's Next?

New Laws for France. The NWO Marches On. Who's Next?

Following the Hebdo massacre new Private Law (criminal law) legislation is expected to be introduced in the French Parliament. Following the 'executive laws' adopted by Obama, Prime Minister Manuel Valls who was appointed by President Francois Ho...

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Funny story: American Students Sent Home from France in Disgrace

American Students Sent Home from France in Disgrace

Fourteen undergraduates from a college in New York U.S. are currently getting psychological counselling after a return visit from France. The students were hand picked to travel to the Ecole des Roches in Normandy France, for six weeks, in order to l...

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Funny story: A Woman Living In Stockholm Sweden Subscribes To 19 Different Newspapers

A Woman Living In Stockholm Sweden Subscribes To 19 Different Newspapers

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - Ever since she was a little girl, Karla Vaxping has loved to read. She would read newspapers, magazines, and cereal boxes Ms. Vaxping, who is a very attractive divorcée recently made the news in Stockholm because of the fact th...

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