Paris, France - The planned Liberte, Egalite & Fraternite rally at the Place de la Republique on Sunday is an absolute God-given no-brainer EU spin doctors advised today.
Buoyed by a huge wave of public support following the Charlie Hebdo atrocities cynical Euro strategists are confident the weekend's march will re-launch politicians' credibility with some hard core law and order rants.
And plenty of bollocks rhetoric about standing shoulder to hard shoulder on life's precarious autobahn.
This morning France's President Hollande confirmed that just about every European wannabe - plus Vatican fraudster Frankie the Argie - will congregate at the Freedom Rally to proclaim some patently 'obvious' re-electability claims with a public show of stuff.
The rally will being around noon at the Elysee Palace where an airborne division of five thousand drones will be launched to carry a giant European Union flag above the Parisian sprawl.
French Interior Ministry sources said today massess of extra bandwidth had been requisitioned for the rallly to cope with all those politicians' selfies that the day is bound to bring.
However one world stage big wig - President Obama - is unlikely to be present on account of a pressing game of golf with NYC Mayor de Blasio whose wife got caught wearing 'the wrong pants' to a recent police funeral.
And upset millions of potential voters all over the place.
