From an Unknown Secret Location It was discovered today that many of the most evil people in the world have formed a super secret coalition in order to have a no-limit, no girls allowed, he-man poker game camp out.
There were a few others not allowed to come that were clamoring to get in the club. Should there be any openings, the following men are on the waiting list:
Jerry Lewis,
Dennis Rodman, who is allowed to serve the others drinks,
Donald Trump,
Mick Jagger,
Kanye West,
Richard Simmons,
and the ghost of Johnny Carson.
They had asked Lex Luthor and the Joker to be members but found out they were just comic book characters.
Besides the poker, there is a pool among all players and candidates on who will be the first to lose their temper and kill one of the other players.
