Justin Bieber spat with orlando bloom intensifies - offers acting lessons

Funny story written by NerdInBriefs

Tuesday, 5 August 2014

Gossip pages around the world quickly picked up on the news that Justin Bieber had provoked orlando bloom once again, leading Peter Jacskon asking Bieber to leave his buddy alone. Not satisfied that he had made him cry in Ibiza in front of his friends, Bieber has now demonstrated a career low in his never ending series of incidents with the A -list by suggesting he needs to become a better actor.

A twitter picture appeared over the weekend of orlando'a face morphed into that of Marlon Brando..... People dismissed this as a bit of foolishness which they came to suspect from the troublemaker. On Monday a further cryptic picture was posted of the the rapper Method Man with a quote, "Love the art in yourself and not yourself in the art." Bieber fans were confused thinking maybe he was saying he wasn't going to have anymore tattoos.

Orlando fans, most of them having being inspired to go into acting after seeing him in The Lord of the Rings trilogy, were quick to notice that Bieber was referencing the method school of acting. Showbiz and gossip writers were perplexed trying to predict where this public spat was heading but orlando had since gone into hiding.

Peter Jackson, mentor to Orlando and director, went on national tv exploding at Bieber saying how dare a Youtube karaoke singer enrol the actor into Lee Strasberg school of acting without his permission, saying the actor was now crippled with acting anxiety and housebound, feeling he was being forced into becoming a serious actor.

The Method School of acting is quite controversial, in that once actors have joined, they can never leave. Orlando woke apparently on Monday to find a theatrical horse in his bed congratulating him on being accepted and a voucher for a free dinner date with Robert De Niro and Christian Bale.

Meanwhile Miranda Kerr, Bloom's ex wife has since filed for sole custody of their child, citing the damaging effect on the child, if orlando does graduate in the method school of acting and starts becoming known for films other than Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit.

Adam Sandler has led a group of stars including Tara Reid who have been watching over Orlando Bloom at his house, fearing for his mental health and sanity. Sandler has publicly said that he will handcuff himself to Bloom to stop him having to enrol at acting school in September or will take his place if needs be. Investors in Sandler films have since their shared skyrocket after his involvement.

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