Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 26 March 2014

image for The United Nations Rejects Afghanistan's Request To Change Twitter To Twatter
Members of the United Nations looking over Afghanistan's request.

NEW YORK CITY - The government of Afghanistan has just stated that they will not comply with the decision of the United Nations World Governing Council.

Tizzani Lalaran, a spokesperson for Afghanistan stated that his country had decided that in order to be different from every other country in the world they would change the name Twitter to Twatter.

The name was suggested by a well know Taliban general who uses the code name General Camel Tongue.

General Camel Tongue spoke to members of the Afghani Freedom Press and said that he refuses to go along with the world's infidels who all use cookie cutter approaches to everything from arguing politics to making cookies.

Meanwhile, the United Nations has said that if the Afghani government does not comply with the decision of the UN to keep using the term Twitter instead of the term Twatter then it will find itself, as they say down in Georgia, "All by its little old peach pickin' self."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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