SIDERNO, Italy - Italy's El Vino News Agency is reporting that the townspeople of the coastal city of Siderno are not a happy group of folks these days.
It seems that ever since an Iranian warship showed up off the coast a few days ago there has been a lot of rumbling among the citizens.
El Vino is reporting that a local group calling itself The Hey Getta Datta Ship Outta Here is claiming responsibility for the Iranian warship the IS Camel Hump getting pelted with over 700 pizzas.
A spokesperson for the group who would only say his name was Timmy said that the pizzas had all gone past the expiration date so it was not like they wasted 700 good pizzas.
SIDENOTE: The Iranian vessel reportedly sent a message saying, "Hey infidels, you forgot the Parmesan Cheese."