A Pot Shop In Aspen Is Now Selling Pot-Laced Pizzas

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 20 January 2014

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The Sweet Smoke of Serenity Pot Shop is really making a killing since it has started selling pizzas.

ASPEN, Colorado - Rudy "Weedy" Bloomingfield recently said that as a young boy growing up in Aspen he dreamed of one day owning a ski shop.

Well Rudy grew up but he did not get that ski shop he dreamed about, instead he is now the owner of The Sweet Smoke of Serenity Pot Shop and he is making a ton of money.

Bloomingfield told reporters that he put two and two together and came up with the idea to sell pizzas in his pot shop as well, and voilĂ  - his business has gone through the roof.

Weedy said that his marijuana shop is the only one that he knows of that sells pot as well as a very popular pot users fast food item.

He noted that his best selling weed is Durango Bango and his best selling pizza is the Pepperoni & Pot Pan Pizza.

SIDENOTE: Bloomingfield said that he will FedEx pot and pizzas anywhere within the state of Colorado.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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