2DayFM DJs in tragic double surgery accidents

Written by raouldukecommando

Thursday, 13 December 2012


The story you are trying to access may cause offense, may be in poor taste, or may contain subject matter of a graphic nature. This story was written as a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you wish to back out now, please click here to go back to the home page.

image for 2DayFM DJs in tragic double surgery accidents

Mel Greig and Michael Christian, the two DJs at the centre of the Kate Middleton prank-call controversy, have died in apparently unrelated accidents while undergoing surgery at the same hospital in Sydney.

Greig, 30, who had been admitted to St.Vincent's Hospital to have a benign mole removed, was tragically decapitated during the procedure when a minor earth tremor caused the surgeon's machete to slip, causing Ms Grieg's head to be sliced from her shoulders. Christian, 32, had been admitted earlier that day with mild stomach pains. He had been under anaesthetic when he was tragically shot 13 times in the head with a shotgun and then set on fire, apparently during a brief powercut.

Staff at the hospital expressed their sadness at the events. Dr Aboriginal-Genocide, one of the surgeons present at Ms Grieg's death said 'we are all feeling awful here - as awful as the family of our poor, departed colleague Jacintha Saldanha who would still be smiling, doing her job and looking forward to a full life ahead of her if it weren't for this pair of cunts.'

Management at 2DayFM were unavailable for comment. A call to the station from an anonymous caller warning anyone who worked there 'not to get sick anytime soon' was reported to police but, as yet, there are no reports of any suicides.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more