Written by PP Rega

Wednesday, 5 December 2012

image for Kate's Spew on eBay

Specimens of the Duchess of Cambridge's (formerly Kate Middleton) vomitus have been smuggled out of hospital and are now finding their way onto the eBay auction website.

Princess Catharine has been recently hospitalised due to extreme hyperemesis gravidarum as a result of her recently-announced pregnancy.

No one knows who has been behind the purloining of the royal heave-ho, but hospital administrators are pledging to get the the root of the problem.

According to E-Bay records, samples of the vomitus, said to consist of greenish-yellow fluid commingled with bits of pickles and ice cream, are inspiring bids as high as $1000 per ounce.

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Topics: Kate Middleton, eBay

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