With hospitals packed and waiting times at an all-time high causing staff to work five day shifts, one nurse has said, ‘Honestly, this is nothing compared with what influencers have to do.’ Clocking off after a shift that began a week last Wednes…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to the Washington Globe Express, President Trump told the director of the Walter Reed Hospital that he wanted all of his doctors and nurses to be Republicans. He made it clear that he did not want any…
In a moment of national dignity, nurses and other NHS workers, who have been selflessly working flat out in this time of crisis, were warmly given the clap by grateful patients. One male patient said, "When she saw me struggling to breathe through...
Once upon a time being an inpatient, outpatient or visitor to hospital had its upside. I'm talking of course about those nurses in their candy-striped little uniforms with their starched white aprons and their tiny lace hats perched on top of their p...
Staff at a famous London hospital have been dismayed by an internal email which featured a team of beaming young nurses under the headline "Pick up a Twiddle Muff". Ageing hospital administrator, Paxton Quigley, who wished to remain anonymous, to...
Kendra Burke, a full-time nurse in Charleston, South Carolina, recently decided to become an aspiring author - which, she explained, has more to do with personal potential and possibility than with external accomplishment or even action. "I'm not...
DALLAS -- Health officials' handling of the first Ebola patient diagnosed in the United States continued to raise questions Friday, after the hospital that is treating the patient and that mistakenly sent him home when he first came to its emergency...
LOS ANGELES - The Bachelor came down to Claire Crawley a hairstylist from Sacramento, California and Nikki Ferrell, a pediatric nurse from Kansas City, Missouri. And Nikki will be going back to Kansas City with a great big smile on her face as she...
An Australian nurse, working in palliative care, claims to have recorded the dying epiphanies (feelings) of her patients in the last 12 weeks of their lives. She believes that people gain a plausible clarity of vision when dying. She says, "When questioned about any regrets …common themes surfaced again and again." The top five regrets of the dying were: not having lived a life true to themsel...
Mel Greig and Michael Christian, the two DJs at the centre of the Kate Middleton prank-call controversy, have died in apparently unrelated accidents while undergoing surgery at the same hospital in Sydney. Greig, 30, who had been admitted to St.Vi...
Health professionals are advised to be more circumspect when dealing with patients they may perceive to be overweight. New guidance from the National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence (NICE) tells doctors and nurses to avoid language wh...
David Lindersnout, of Cedar Falls, Idaho, woke up yesterday from a 30 year coma. Lindersnout had some friends and family in the area. Doctors were more baffled by the man's attitude after only a few hours of being awake. Lindersnout was visited b...
A debilitating strike swept the public sector yesterday causing mild annoyance and under the breath insults. The hospitals, the schools and some other self important institutions would descend into anarchy and fall to ruin. Without staff to man the gun emplacements at Hull Royal Infirmary it was feared roving gangs of feral looters would raid the pharmacy. Back and to the Left news interviewed...
It is the secret shame of the NHS, but they have a higher percentage of smokers than any other workforce in England. "The typical percentage of smokers in industry," said Minister for Health, Phil Hammond, "is about five percent. This includes typ...
Britain's first Asian-Style Prostrate Examination Clinic was closed down today after a series of complaints by patients. In an unprecedented move, 14 Asian nurses were suspended pending investigation into their medical credentials. The British Med...
Health Secretary, Andrew Lansley, has been accused of having no "guts" after declining to address nurses today. Members of the Royal College of Nurses plan a "no confidence" vote on him after his decision not to follow tradition and take the Minis...
Hamburg, DE - An informal survey suggests that bankers earn more than nurses. Even the best nurses earn significantly less than a top banker on Wall Street. "This seems unfair" comments Laura E., night nurse at the Betsy F. Memorial Hospital in Ly...
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