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Funny story: A Secret White House Document Reveals That Trump Wanted All of His Walter Reed Hospital Doctors and Nurses To Be Republicans

A Secret White House Document Reveals That Trump Wanted All of His Walter Reed Hospital Doctors and Nurses To Be Republicans

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – According to the Washington Globe Express, President Trump told the director of the Walter Reed Hospital that he wanted all of his doctors and nurses to be Republicans. He made it clear that he did not want any…

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Funny story: Nurses get the clap from grateful patients

Nurses get the clap from grateful patients

In a moment of national dignity, nurses and other NHS workers, who have been selflessly working flat out in this time of crisis, were warmly given the clap by grateful patients. One male patient said, "When she saw me struggling to breathe through...

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Funny story: Where are they now? Sexy Nurses' Uniforms

Where are they now? Sexy Nurses' Uniforms

Once upon a time being an inpatient, outpatient or visitor to hospital had its upside. I'm talking of course about those nurses in their candy-striped little uniforms with their starched white aprons and their tiny lace hats perched on top of their p...

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Funny story: London Hospital Denies Offering Sexual Favours from Nurses

London Hospital Denies Offering Sexual Favours from Nurses

Staff at a famous London hospital have been dismayed by an internal email which featured a team of beaming young nurses under the headline "Pick up a Twiddle Muff". Ageing hospital administrator, Paxton Quigley, who wished to remain anonymous, to...

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Funny story: Charleston Nurse Decides to Become Aspiring Author

Charleston Nurse Decides to Become Aspiring Author

Kendra Burke, a full-time nurse in Charleston, South Carolina, recently decided to become an aspiring author - which, she explained, has more to do with personal potential and possibility than with external accomplishment or even action. "I'm not...

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Funny story: Real Reason For Ebola In Dallas Discovered

Real Reason For Ebola In Dallas Discovered

DALLAS -- Health officials' handling of the first Ebola patient diagnosed in the United States continued to raise questions Friday, after the hospital that is treating the patient and that mistakenly sent him home when he first came to its emergency...

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Funny story: The Bachelor's Juan Pablo Picks The Slender Blonde Nikki Ferrell

The Bachelor's Juan Pablo Picks The Slender Blonde Nikki Ferrell

LOS ANGELES - The Bachelor came down to Claire Crawley a hairstylist from Sacramento, California and Nikki Ferrell, a pediatric nurse from Kansas City, Missouri. And Nikki will be going back to Kansas City with a great big smile on her face as she...

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Funny story: What views to express?

What views to express?

An Australian nurse, working in palliative care, claims to have recorded the dying epiphanies (feelings) of her patients in the last 12 weeks of their lives. She believes that people gain a plausible clarity of vision when dying. She says, "When questioned about any regrets …common themes surfaced again and again." The top five regrets of the dying were: not having lived a life true to themsel...

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Funny story: 2DayFM DJs in tragic double surgery accidents

2DayFM DJs in tragic double surgery accidents

Mel Greig and Michael Christian, the two DJs at the centre of the Kate Middleton prank-call controversy, have died in apparently unrelated accidents while undergoing surgery at the same hospital in Sydney. Greig, 30, who had been admitted to St.Vi...

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Funny story: Be Nice To Fatso, Docs Told

Be Nice To Fatso, Docs Told

Health professionals are advised to be more circumspect when dealing with patients they may perceive to be overweight. New guidance from the National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence (NICE) tells doctors and nurses to avoid language wh...

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Funny story: Man Who Wakes From 30 Year Coma Asks to be Put Back to Sleep

Man Who Wakes From 30 Year Coma Asks to be Put Back to Sleep

David Lindersnout, of Cedar Falls, Idaho, woke up yesterday from a 30 year coma. Lindersnout had some friends and family in the area. Doctors were more baffled by the man's attitude after only a few hours of being awake. Lindersnout was visited b...

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Funny story: Hospital Horror Show

Hospital Horror Show

A debilitating strike swept the public sector yesterday causing mild annoyance and under the breath insults. The hospitals, the schools and some other self important institutions would descend into anarchy and fall to ruin. Without staff to man the gun emplacements at Hull Royal Infirmary it was feared roving gangs of feral looters would raid the pharmacy. Back and to the Left news interviewed...

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Funny story: Secret Shame of the NHS

Secret Shame of the NHS

It is the secret shame of the NHS, but they have a higher percentage of smokers than any other workforce in England. "The typical percentage of smokers in industry," said Minister for Health, Phil Hammond, "is about five percent. This includes typ...

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Funny story: Mock Doc In Frock Cock Shock

Mock Doc In Frock Cock Shock

Britain's first Asian-Style Prostrate Examination Clinic was closed down today after a series of complaints by patients. In an unprecedented move, 14 Asian nurses were suspended pending investigation into their medical credentials. The British Med...

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Funny story: Andrew Lansley 'Lacks Guts' To Face Nurses' Rally After Youthful Shenanigans

Andrew Lansley 'Lacks Guts' To Face Nurses' Rally After Youthful Shenanigans

Health Secretary, Andrew Lansley, has been accused of having no "guts" after declining to address nurses today. Members of the Royal College of Nurses plan a "no confidence" vote on him after his decision not to follow tradition and take the Minis...

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Funny story: Bankers Earn More than Nurses - We know why

Bankers Earn More than Nurses - We know why

Hamburg, DE - An informal survey suggests that bankers earn more than nurses. Even the best nurses earn significantly less than a top banker on Wall Street. "This seems unfair" comments Laura E., night nurse at the Betsy F. Memorial Hospital in Ly...

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Funny story: Cryanair charge for use of resuscitation paddles

Cryanair charge for use of resuscitation paddles

Under fire budget airline, Cryanair, have come under more criticism after a passenger nearly died on their flight back from (an airport within seventy miles of) Alicante. Paul Dearheart, 42, was travelling alone back from visiting relatives in Spa...

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