Merkel to push German borders over Europe

Funny story written by Aspartame Boy

Sunday, 3 June 2012

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Greek children being told the facts of German life

CHANTILLY VA - According to our mole at the Build-a-bugger conference, Angela Merkel has agreed to extend the borders of Germany over the entire Euro-zone.

"We have some old maps in our files that we can place on the table. We would hate to waste this crisis created by our banks. We will agree to end the financial siege if all the countries send their parliaments to Germany where we will put them to work building roads for Germany. We also demand full control of all radio, television, paper, and internet traffic so that we can have a smooth transition."

Starving Greeks, too busy eating aspartame out of trash cans, are expected to endorse the proposal. In fact, they have already attached their leaders to rails for easy shipment to Germany.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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