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Funny story: International Women's Day Passes Off Without Incident

International Women's Day Passes Off Without Incident

The annual International Women's Day celebrations got off to a bright-and-breezy early start today, with many women merely carrying on with their normal daily routines. In New York, housewife Barbara Oppression got busy with some ironing, before w...

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Funny story: Pope Admits Catholic Church Is Now Like Something Out Of A Marquis de Sade Novel

Pope Admits Catholic Church Is Now Like Something Out Of A Marquis de Sade Novel

Pope Francis has admitted that there have been "grave errors" in the administration of affairs within the Catholic church down the years, and that, at times, things have resembled erotic scenarios and events such as the public might have read about i...

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Funny story: President Trump Floats Slavery Idea

President Trump Floats Slavery Idea

President Donald Trump has indicated at a meeting with Republican colleagues, that, as a way of solving problems in the employment sector, he "would not totally oppose" the idea of a return to slavery on a limited scale. The news had an earth-shat...

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Funny story: Historians Discover from Evidence on Facebook that Southern Whites Actually Tried to Stop Slavery in 1860

Historians Discover from Evidence on Facebook that Southern Whites Actually Tried to Stop Slavery in 1860

Washington - Thanks to a number of meme's circulated online by conservative and right wing leaning commentators on social media, which blame the current Democratic Party for slavery, mistreatment and denial of voting rights for women and African Amer...

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Funny story: Trump reveals how he will "make America great again"

Trump reveals how he will "make America great again"

It has been a whirlwind two weeks for the new US president, and impeachment or the funny farm are surely just around the corner for Trump. Nevertheless, today he prepared to finish off another promise he made during the campaign - the vague one to ma...

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Funny story: Qatar finance minister claims slaves are not what they used to be!

Qatar finance minister claims slaves are not what they used to be!

Qatar are hosting the Soccer World Cup in 2022 and are hoping that oil prices will rise sharply because the price of slaves building the necessary infra-structure has risen astronomically! Ali al-Emadi , Qatar's finance minister, has told Jaggedon...

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Funny story: Liberation Of Tibet Imminent - Dalai Lama ecstatically states that Tibet will once again be his and celebrates with the buying of surfs!

Liberation Of Tibet Imminent - Dalai Lama ecstatically states that Tibet will once again be his and celebrates with the buying of surfs!

The Dalai who is quickly approaching his eightieth birthday has said recently "This will be the year!" referring the end of Tibetan struggle with China being aligned with his eightieth birthday. A well-established fact amongst most of the Dalai Lama'...

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Funny story: Actor/Director White Guilt Wins 58th Oscar

Actor/Director White Guilt Wins 58th Oscar

LOS ANGELES At the 86th academy awards the big winner was again perennial favorite White Guilt who topped off his already storied career with his 58th Academy Award for his performance in 12 Years A Slave. Says Guilt, "It was amazing to be part o...

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Funny story: Group Wants Faithful Slave Mammies' Statues In National Cathederal

Group Wants Faithful Slave Mammies' Statues In National Cathederal

In the National Cathedral in Washington, D.C. are two memorial niches - complete with stained-glass windows and laudatory inscriptions - which honor Confederate generals Robert E. Lee and Stonewall Jackson. They were slaveholders, which included kee...

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Funny story: Slavery 2: New & Improved And Not So Suddenly Available To All Those Now In Our Nearest Available Unaffordable Out Of Workplace

Slavery 2: New & Improved And Not So Suddenly Available To All Those Now In Our Nearest Available Unaffordable Out Of Workplace

Paramus, NJ - In an apparent attempt to better position themselves for a successful run through both the 2014, and, later on, 2016 elections, certain powers that be within the outside looking in Republican Party - along with, of course, any and all h...

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Funny story: Shyster lawyers in Caribbean slavery compensation scam

Shyster lawyers in Caribbean slavery compensation scam

Caribbean - "A classic, Ecuador-style bit of legalistic bullshit," is how constitutional experts have described some Brit shyster lawyers' attempts to sue the governments of the UK, France and Holland for acts of slavery committed by private individ...

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Funny story: North Carolina awaits first slave ship in 150 years!

North Carolina awaits first slave ship in 150 years!

Both houses of the North Carolina state legislature voted today to secede from the union and at the same time designated the state a Plantation. The bill which passed with large majorities in both houses appointed the current governor Plantation Over...

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Funny story: 7-Eleven Raided

7-Eleven Raided

OH, THANK HEAVEN, NY - 7-Eleven convenience stores were raided across Long island, New Yawk, by the city's finest, accompanied by Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (BATF) agents. The U. S. government considers alcohol, tobacco, f...

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Funny story: IDS thinks shelf stacking more important than Geology

IDS thinks shelf stacking more important than Geology

Work and Pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith has said that people should not think that they are too good to work for free in supermarkets on the governments back to work scheme. He told the Andrew Marr program this morning that the government would...

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Funny story: D'jango (the D is silent) Action Figures Cause Negative Uproar

D'jango (the D is silent) Action Figures Cause Negative Uproar

The Weinstein Co and toy maker NECA are selling slavery-era action figures based on the characters from Quentin Tarantino's latest picture D'jango (the D is silent) Unchained. Some are questioning if this is appropriate in this day of enlightenmen...

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Funny story: Michigan Becomes 24th State To Inaugurate 'Right To Be A Slave' Law

Michigan Becomes 24th State To Inaugurate 'Right To Be A Slave' Law

Michigan has now joined almost half of the country which has introduced legislation that will make it easier for employers to regulate, hire and fire their employees at will. Goosestepping to the current climate which wishes to reduce the power of th...

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Funny story: Ebay and Facebook Announce Merger

Ebay and Facebook Announce Merger

It appears that Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg has finally found a way to make profits from the his social networking site following the recent decreases in its share price. The site, which now has over 1 billion active users, will immediately c...

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