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Funny story: Flordia Governor De Santis to Ban all Books about the Civil War - 'They Mention Slavery'

Flordia Governor De Santis to Ban all Books about the Civil War - 'They Mention Slavery'

Gov, de Santis in his Dictatorial way of ruling Florida - is going to ban all books about the Civil war from Florida Schools. "It is still controversial on who won the War - and they invariably bring in Slavery of Blacks as a main reason for the…

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Funny story: The South Has Exported Their Racism all Over America - and now, the Weather

The South Has Exported Their Racism all Over America - and now, the Weather

It started years ago - in the South - in the 1900's. Most of the country had and trolley cars. There were few cars. Trolleys were a blessing in cities - cheap, non polluting. Southern scientists, back then were always on the lookout for ways…

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Funny story: Understanding Juneteenth History

Understanding Juneteenth History

London: On June 19, 1865, enslaved European and African Americans in the US were told they were free. A century and a half later, people across the U.S. continue to celebrate the day, which is now a federal holiday. Juneteenth, an annual commemora…

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Funny story: Soon-to-be-Approved Amendments to the U.S. Constitution

Soon-to-be-Approved Amendments to the U.S. Constitution

All Americans will have the right to keep and bear light-sabers ... as soon as a real one has been invented. All Americans will the right to keep and bear suits made of barbed wire in order to repel foreign invaders ... unless they’re sexy, then t…

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Funny story: Donald Trump’s Great, Great, Grandfather Cyrus Earl Drumpf Owned 371 Slaves

Donald Trump’s Great, Great, Grandfather Cyrus Earl Drumpf Owned 371 Slaves

WHITE HOOD, Mississippi – Researchers have researched Donald Trump’s family tree and they have come up with a crooked-as-heck tree that had dozens and dozens of interesting branches. It was learned that DJT’s great, great, grandfather Cyrus Earl D…

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Funny story: Man Is Being Treated Like A Sex Slave

Man Is Being Treated Like A Sex Slave

A married, middle-aged man who has been described as "having a tendency to invent the wildest exaggerations" has claimed that he is suffering the worst oppression imaginable, and being treated merely as a sex slave. The unfortunate individual is M…

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Funny story: Man In TV Debate Started Everything He Said With "So"

Man In TV Debate Started Everything He Said With "So"

A spoken-word poet who was involved in a TV debate on the very sensitive topic of 'slavery' started every single comment he made by using the word 'So', much to one viewer's annoyance. George Mpanga, a poet from London, was one half of the debatee…

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Funny story: The U.S. Supreme Court flies the cuckoo's nest

The U.S. Supreme Court flies the cuckoo's nest

Sesame Street— Justice Clarence Thomas appeared to urge the court on Monday to reconsider the ruling of anti-slavery, which he said had invented a right with no basis in the text of the Constitution. Thomas said it had cast, “people of good will a…

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Funny story: Welsh change Welsh Rarebit to Welsh-Richard-Burton-Bit!

Welsh change Welsh Rarebit to Welsh-Richard-Burton-Bit!

Being very sensitive about their nation's culture and history, especially what used to be transported from the docks of Newport and Cardiff to the eastern coast of the USA, and imported from Ireland via Holyhead, Welsh historians have decided to rena…

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Funny story: Washington Under Pressure To Drop The Name 'Washington'

Washington Under Pressure To Drop The Name 'Washington'

As the tidal wave of race equality surges on, gathering pace and momentum, it's been revealed that very name of the capital, itself, is in the sights of the Black Lives Matter movement, and, some might say, with good cause. Washington, DC, was nam…

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Funny story: Pack of black Russian wolves pee up Dutch slave trader's statue!

Pack of black Russian wolves pee up Dutch slave trader's statue!

Recent, quite disturbing sightings of wolves roaming Dutch flatland territory has caused many Dutch bike riders, travelling to work in the early hours, to abandon their trusty two-wheelers and fat reducers for a safer four-wheel journey. Sightings…

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Funny story: The Dixie Chicks Make A Big Name Change

The Dixie Chicks Make A Big Name Change

BALTIMORE – The all-girl band known as the Dixie Chicks were in Baltimore visiting the Baltimore Orioles Baseball Museum and having Pelican Pizza, which the girls fell in love with several years ago. While in town, they were asked by a reporter fo...

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Funny story: President Trump's Freudian Slip In Black Lives Matter Speech

President Trump's Freudian Slip In Black Lives Matter Speech

There were more protests in cities across the country last night, complemented by riots, fires and looting, after President Donald Trump, speaking during a televised address to the nation about his "tremendous heartfelt and genuine concern" for the l...

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Funny story: President Trump: 'Roots' By Alex Haley Is Fake News

President Trump: 'Roots' By Alex Haley Is Fake News

President Trump has condemned Hollywood "mischief-makers" for what he says is "totally irresponsible mischief-making" over 'Roots', the 1977 television series based on the book of the same name by Alex Haley. He also slated Black Lives Matter.

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Funny story: Porn industry withdraws films amid outpouring of anti-racism

Porn industry withdraws films amid outpouring of anti-racism

Like other industries, porn companies are doing a lot of soul-searching after a large number of people have suddenly realised that racism is wrong. Director of Cockfilm Ltd, Geoff Cockfilm, explained. "It's not that we can't depict slavery on scre...

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Funny story: Protesters throw slaver statue into the sea

Protesters throw slaver statue into the sea

During an anti-racism rally in Bristol yesterday, enthusiastic protesters tore down a statue of 17th century slave-trader Edward Colston and threw it into the sea. Tory councillor Geoff Shackles was outraged. "The statue was sitting happily in the...

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Funny story: Forbes reveals the world's 10 richest people if the slave trade becomes legal again

Forbes reveals the world's 10 richest people if the slave trade becomes legal again

Usually, Forbes publishes the Top 10 lists of people that have more than you will ever dream of having, but this time they decided to make a list of the people that own you. 1) Jeff Bezos Yes...when you created your Amazon account, you didn’t rea...

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