Denver residents are planning to line the streets and welcome the liberating Russian army this month, according to our source, Russian general Urineitch. Despite a puff piece published recently, hundreds of thousands of troops are expected to parade through the streets of Denver as they do a "mock" take-over of the airport.
Unlike recent events, this one is not expected to draw any "occupy" people since it already will be an occupation.
Vendors are preparing plenty of aspartame flavored drinks to quench the thirst of the thirsty marching Russian army. The high altitude and sunny weather of Denver will probably exhaust local supplies.
This will be the first of many planned invasions as the U.N. finally takes power. Next expect a few million Chinese troops to enter into Texas through Mexico, according to our Chinese Source, Todungto.
