Acapulco - Federal officers today described the haul inside Acapulco Jail as 'kinda low' in terms of numbers as the full extent of the raid became public.
The dawn bust had yielded a number of surprises such as the magnificent peacock birds - said to be the first to hatch in the Mexican jail after a period of incubation in a friendly, albeit anonymous, human crevice.
Six female prisoners 'and an array of blunt instruments' were also discovered in the male section of the jail during a routine transfer of 60 inmates to maximum security, Mexican Justice Ministry sources admitted.
The correctional facility model has long been hailed as world class in the ongoing detention program against repeat offending based on the timeless Mexican 'see no evil, hear no evil' principle.
This ensured that the nation's top selling cash crop of finest Acapulco Gold marijuana that normally retails around $500 per ounce outside jail is bartered inside along internationally accredited Fairtrade tariffs.
"It keeps the peace," a Jail source commented, "and is cultivated in organic, pesticide-free conditions in the prison herb garden.
"Wanna see pix of this year's Harvest Festival smoke-in?"
