Amanda Knox Reveals The Interesting Reason Why She Will Not Vote For Herman Cain

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 25 October 2011

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Amanda Knox says that while she was imprisoned in an Italian Prison she was fed pizza three times a day.

SEATTLE - Amanda Knox was sitting at a local park eating some Chicken McNuggets while enjoying the fresh smell of freedom.

Knox spent four years in an Italian prison where she said the smell reminded her of what the inside of a goat's stomach probably smells like what with all of the rubbish, junk, garbage, and weeds that a goat eats.

She had recently been interviewed by two of the nation's leading supermarket tabloids, Just Saying and Say What?

Amanda had also talked with Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tapioca Swizzle about her incarceration. She told Miss Swizzle that at first she did not mind eating pizza three times a day, but she said that after about the second month she was simply fed up with it.

She said that she used to have nightmares about it where she was a pizza and Charles Barkley and John Goodman were both fighting over her.

Swizzle asked her if she had seen the GOP candidate's debates. She nodded and said that she did. She giggled as she said that she could not believe how utterly silly Michele "Hair Spray" Bachmann looked in the latest debate with her brand new short, butch lesbianite hairdo.

Knox laughed as she said that she probably turned on Ellen DeGeneres, Melissa Etheridge, Rosie O'Donnell, and Queen Latifah.

Swizzle asked her which of the GOP candidates she preferred. She paused for a few moments and then replied that she would rather not say but added that she would definitely reveal who she would positively not be voting for.

When asked whom that might be she replied that she would never vote for Herman Cain, because just the thought of the pizza CEO reminds her of pizza and the four years that she spent in that hell hole of an Italian prison eating pizza 24/7.

In a non-related story. President Obama has just informed the White House press that the South American country of Uruguay has just agreed to lend the United States $17,000.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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