Atheist fundamentalists claim religious discrimination!

Funny story written by Gary Potter

Tuesday, 11 October 2011

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Brave Dawkins - Still avoiding Lane Craig

Children's author, evolution crackpot and atheist fundamentalist Richard Dawkins has been given the cold shoulder by the Wyndgate Country Club in Rochester Hills, Michigan. The club wants nothing to do with Dawkins atheist dogma and has cancelled the gig.

This will no doubt come as a disappointment to Dawkins as the function on behalf of the CFI (Center for Inquiry) was costing a whopping $95 per head. There is of course no chance whatsoever that the mad professor will use this new found spare time to debate with William Lane Craig, as it will not be profitable, and of course he knows he would lose hands down.

The notorious coward has a history of avoiding serious debate, and has of recent times turned to trying to indoctrinate children with his peculiar religion.

Now the CFI are considering suing the WCC under the religious discrimination act. At least this is an admission that atheism is a religion, even if it does take the odd stance of a belief in a negative.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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