Written by Gary Potter

Tuesday, 20 September 2011

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Father of stupid theories - Chazzer Darwin

Evolution fundamentalists are now demanding the banning of 'Creationism' in science lessons in our children's schools. This despite the fact that it isn't actually taught in schools. Apparently, the belief that man's ancestors were once hydrogen atoms is more believable than the idea that a design requires a designer.

David Attenborough is the latest famous face to join the crusade of evolution indoctrination. It is the aim of the evolution cultists to remove any opposition to their preposterous notions. According to evolution mythology, random mutations do not cause cancer, rather they sometimes result in a new arm or leg. It is this crackpottery which passes for science nowadays.

Although it has been proven 100% conclusively that life does not come from non life, evolution oddballs still claim that it can and did happen in the past. A red faced Attenborough conceded "It is true that the origin of life is a total mystery, and that is precisely why we try and divorce it from evolution. I admit that you can't have evolution without a living source to evolve from, but I am bloody certain that our agenda will crush all alternatives"

I can exclusively reveal that evolution zealots are planning book burnings, protests and beheadings as part of their rationalism.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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