Chris Whine was living up to his name, as he whined (again) that no one takes him seriously as an actor. “I should have won an Academy Award, or at least an Enema,” he complained, “for my latest role, as an asshole, in the made-for-TV movie, Double S...
Children's author, evolution crackpot and atheist fundamentalist Richard Dawkins has been given the cold shoulder by the Wyndgate Country Club in Rochester Hills, Michigan. The club wants nothing to do with Dawkins atheist dogma and has cancelled the...
(District of Columbia) - In an attempt to show that he does not merely masquerade as a person "of color", a tearful John Boehner revealed to 60.5 Minutes that he does in fact have an orange penis as well. "I used to get so inspired by Oprah Winfre...
Indiana University professor Dr. Jack Roy Smithton is probably the most arrogant prick on campus. The snobby bastard has been known to glorify himself in lectures, speaking of himself as a so-called "expert" on any number of topics. He never fails to...
Harry Potter plank of wood, Daniel Radcliffe (or Pinnochio to his boyfriends) has told interviewers that he has a fondness for blood and often will suck on the pricked fingers of gardener friends whi...
I hear the new Horton film, it sure is quite slick. But did you know that its writer was an evil old prick?...
A Welsh doctor got slapped with a lawsuit yesterday after making a seemingly innocuous comment to a sick Asian man.
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