Evolution Reversed! Well done you clever scientists!

Funny story written by Gary Potter

Saturday, 20 August 2011

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Another evolution miracle

Believers in the fantasy myth of evolution are today awestruck as it is claimed that the evolution process has been reversed and a chicken has been genetically modified to develop a maniraptora snout.

What the imbeciles fail to understand is that the information for the snout never did disappear, it just was not expressed via the RNA. The information to produce snouts and beaks is always available for selection within the DNA, and the RNA chooses how it is expressed.

Once our resident scientist stopped laughing, he had this to say "Supposedly millions of years of evolution reversed by some dude in a lab - utter dog droppings. Perhaps evolutionists should look into the relationship between RNA and DNA before claiming that clocks have been reversed by millions of years. The principle is very simple. So are evolutionists"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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