Actor joins list of candidates for Republican Party

Written by MonkeyInTheBath

Saturday, 13 August 2011

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It moves, it shits. Vote Schneider for fecal humour.

He has always wanted to help people, but nothing ever came easy. That is, until a Republican nomination, and an unprecedented press campaign led to great possibilities. Now he finds himself being carried away by circumstances beyond his control.

From the makers of "Deuce Bigalow" and "The Waterboy", this fall, Rob Schneider is...a Republican party candidate. With his ready wit and countless interchangeable poor quality comedies, Schneider is as prepared as anyone for the Presidency.

He may not have the backing of the Tea Party, but he sure knows how to party. His mascot is not just an elephant, it's an elephant that defecates on cue. Next year, why not put your support behind a candidate who knows that he hasn't a clue what is going on.

Why not support Rob Schneider for Republican Party leader?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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