FBI: Weiner sexted Palin and Bachman

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Wednesday, 29 June 2011

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An FBI analysis of the Facebook account of former Congressman Anthony Weiner revealed that he had e-mailed his rather inflated loins to Tea Party Presidential hopefuls Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman.

At first, when the New York Times acquired knowledge of the FBI report and confronted Weiner, he denied having sexted Palin and Bachman. "I have no desire to make those ladies yearn for the generous fruits of a Democratic crotch. They deserve those pissant Republican penises."

Meanwhile, while Bachman denied knowing what "family jewels" look like, Palin expressed surprise that the crotch that was sent to her Facebook account was that of Weiner.

"My God," exclaimed Palin, "I thought that was Hillary's!"

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