Sarah Palin Takes Aim at 2012

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Tuesday, 18 January 2011

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Wasilla, AK - Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has her sights set on the White House. Palin announced today that she's running for President.

"I'm going to take my shot," said Palin. She added, "Obama better watch out because I'm gunning for him."

Palin, who ran for Vice President in 2008, says she's learned from that failed campaign.

"I've got to come out with guns blazing. I can't be too conservative."

When asked for clarification Palin said, "basically I've got to shoot first and ask questions later."

Palin has already hired a campaign chairman. While she wouldn't disclose her campaign strategy she promised people would be, "blown away."

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