Crap Circles Found on Sarah Palin's Backyard in Alaska

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Sunday, 16 January 2011


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Who Owns The Snowballs?

Sarah Palin, one time Vice President nominee and possible candidate for the 2012 Presidential election has told reporters that strange crap circles have began showing up in her backyard in Alaska.

"They're like those little mushroom rings but these are made from human waste", she told reporters after finishing her opinion about people owning machine guns.

"I can tell you this, my husband, what's his name, is getting pretty tired of scooping it up all that shit."

The only clue the local police authorities can find is the balls of someone who had to leave in a hurry and had allowed himself to be frozen to the ground. However, police say that they have found no DNA to match the lost nuggets.

"That's because they probably came from your Russian neighbors that you can see from your house", stated one commentator to Ms. Palin from MSNBC. "Even they don't want you in office here with your long fingernails on the 'Launch Button'."

However, Russian leader Medvedev has since told U.S. reporters that his people were not guilty.

"We checked all our sopranos and they have their balls."

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