Rush Limbaugh Defends Sarah Palin as Inarticulate and a Yutz!

Funny story written by Jean Le Fete

Sunday, 16 January 2011

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Limbaugh and Palin Targeting the Inarticulate

Tuscon, AZ - Rush Limbaugh has come to the defense of Sarah Palin as even conservatives on Fox News, John McCain and many others distanced themselves from the Alaskan Tea Party princess.

"Sarah is everything the average conservative American and Tea Party member strives to be, inarticulate, anti-education and a yutz!" said Limbaugh.

"Our children and people should not have to aspire to the things in Obama's speech, it was smart, it was articulate, it was oratorical. It was, it was all the things the educated, ruling class wants their members to be and sound like."

When asked what he had against being articulate, Limbaugh had this to say, "I no say against being articulate!I say for being aeprotiwarsoioinvrrrrmmph!!!All my listeners know what I mean! I am not stupid."

When asked why he used the Jewish word Yutz for stupid to describe Sarah Palin, Limbaugh became completely inarticulate and impossible to understand. We are presently working with Republican conservative research staff to translate his gibberish.

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