Washington - Fair and Balanced Fox News announced two new polls that show their unbridled lust for reporting the truth.
Both stories don't mirror any stories be reported by an new organization, but that hasn't stopped Fox News from report the facts.
"I think it just shows that mainstream media is afraid to report the facts because they are run by a bunch of truth seeking liberals. I asked about five of my friends if they thought the tax cuts were a good idea, and they said yes. I also asked those same friends if they thought global warming was a hoax, and they said yes." Glenn Beck said on his radio program.
Rupert Murdoch said, via, his Twitter account: "Glenn conducted a journalistic poll and we are sticking by our stories."
Other breaking news from Fox News: Bill O'Reilly found proof that Santa runs a sweat shop at the North Poll and the Easter Bunny is a liberal working for George Soros.
