Written by UWGB-Beek

Monday, 6 December 2010

10. No need for a middle class if really rich can keep more money.

9. Bush really knew his economic stuff, and it is nice way to remember his policies.

8. Rich worried about not having enough money to buy Christmas presents for mistresses.

7. Dick Cheney says it is a good idea, as holding his shotgun in one hand and a beer in the other hand.

6. Obama needs to break some more campaign promises so Republicans will have something negative to use against him in 2012.

5. Rich make up one percent of US population and are a minority that needs our help.

4. Rich can't seem to do anything on their own.

3. George Bush is worried he won't get to spend all his father's money when his dad finally dies.

2. Tax Cuts mean more debt for your grandchildren, and you know those grandchildren won't take you in when you need them, so screw them.

1. Rich will use the money they saved on their tax bill to create jobs--in China.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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