"Katia Zatuliveter - who worked for Lib Dem MP Mike Hancock and has written articles criticising Nato while defending Russian military action - is facing deportation."
She succeeded in her mission and has now come out from under the covers in Mr. Hancock's boudoir with a whopping big smile on her face.
Mr. Hancock can now live up to his name. He is in shock and just cannot believe what he is hearing about Katia.
"Lies, all lies," he screamed as he ran around poking journalists and photographers just to annoy them.
"She's not a spy I tell you. Whatever she says, she doesn't really mean. We had a little disagreement and now she's sulking and making up all kinds of stories. It's not true."
Mr. Hancock began sobbing, fell to his knees and screamed,
"I DON'T GIVE A FLYING F**K ABOUT FOOTBALL. SO BACK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE YOU MISERABLE EXCUSES FOR HUMAN BEINGS OR ELSE I'LL SCREAM AND SCREAM AND SCREAM."
It appears that Katia's TRUE mission was to pass valuable information to her fellow Russians regarding England's bid for the FIFA 2018 World Cup.
Journalists and photographers, tired of being poked in rude places by the babbling, sobbing, Hancock, turned and left the sorry scene, but not without first getting Katia to say a few words.
Apparently her mission is now complete and she told journalists that she WANTS to go home. She is, it is rumoured, married to a top Russian footballer, Andre Gargonovic, (25) who will be playing for Russia in the 2018 World Cup.
Katia will be awarded 'The Order of the Russian Empire' on her return to her home-country and is expected to be treated like royalty, at least up until the end of the 2018 World Cup. Then she'll be dropped like a hot bottle of vodka.
Katia is well aware of the situation but wants to be a WAG just for a while, to see what it feels like.
She gave her Russian email address Katia@borntospy.web to the 'ever so grateful' journalists and promised to keep in touch.
More as 2018 approaches.
