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Tuesday, 14 December 2010

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Washington - Republicans are pleading with Americans to see the benefits of the rich not paying their share of taxes like a sixteen year old boy trying to beg for sex from a girl that is too smart for the ploy but feels sorry for him.

Sure, the tax cuts in theory mean jobs for Americans if you don't look at the history of the Bush tax cuts not creating jobs.

The president talked a good game during the campaign and even referred to the Bush tax cuts as expired Trojans condoms because they won't protect you from your own stupidity, if you believe they are going to work.

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