Democrats Rev Up Campaign, But Realize Car in Park

Written by UWGB-Beek

Monday, 1 November 2010

Washington--Democrats are trying to impress potential voters by revving engine, but failing to put car in gear is only making voters laugh.

"I was thinking I might vote Democrat in this years election, but when that Democrat sat there revving his engine and not going anywhere, well, I decided that was a sign and I needed to vote Republican," said Joe Guth, a social worker from Delaware.

This election will probably go a long ways in deciding the 2012 presidential election, so Democrats better figure how to shift out of park and do something about the car they so famously got out the ditch--the economy.

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