10 Days to Halloween, 12 to Elections; Dead Rise from Grave to Vote...Again!

Funny story written by Morse

Thursday, 21 October 2010

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Digging Up Votes for Dems: Same Old Scam Threatens Elections!

With mid term elections just 12 days away the Dems are furiously digging up dirt busy resurrecting the DEAD in time to Vote, just as they've done for decades.

While some may call voting rolls stuffed with DEAD PEOPLE Ghoulish, it's been an important tool for Democrats in Chicago, NY, Philadelphia, DC, Boston, Houston or just about anywhere that Dems control the political pursestrings and hand out 'just a taste' of the extortion money they wrest from Politicians for "appeasement" and called snidely by Race Hustlers like Charlie Wrangle (sic) and Maxine Waters "Reparations.

Reports are rampant that hundreds of Acorn volunteers are scurrying around recently planted citizens at City Cemeteries, taking graphite tracings of headstones for those recently departed that haven't has yet registered to vote.

From there it's a hop skip and a jump to politically controlled town halls where with a wink and a nod, thousands of new Dems are enrolled to cast their ballot and enable entrenched career criminals masquerading as People Advocates, to maintain their political seats; some have been in power for over four decades.

Speaking of dems 'mailing it in', watchdog groups will be keeping a close eye on the absentee ballots again this election cycle. In addition to Dem controlled NY which has NOT gotten out over 350,000 ballots to serving US troops in time for them to VOTE, irregularities have been found in other Dem strongholds where verification of applications for absentee ballots are non existent and are being turned out in 'boiler room' operations by welfare recipients who can sign their name on checks, but otherwise can't read, write or fill out a job application.

Said one poll watcher, "This could turn out to be the biggest election fraud event in US history....even bigger than JFK buying Chicago and West Virginia, " said one, "only this time they're gonna get caught....and the American public is not going to stand for it anymore!"

Up in Boston Barney Frank is still confidant. Fighting off a spirited challenge for the first time in the Kennedy era of complete control, and despite having to put his OWN money into the campaign, Frank even has his latest gay lover out stumping for him.

Said Frank, "it could be close and decided by only a handful of votes, but I'm confidant....I got Ted's endorsement, and the rest of the Kennedys...at least all the dead ones... , but hey, that's water under the bridge!" (sic)

Hopefully Barney and the rest of his ass-hole Buddies will be going down November 2, butt certainly Not In a Gay Way!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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