NPR Fires Juan Williams for Eating Bacon Sandwich on Air!

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Friday, 22 October 2010

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From Now On Refer to this as a Parsnip...or Die!

Officials at National Public Radio, (NPR) abruptly fired 10 year veteran journalist and author Juan Williams after complaints were filled that he ate a bacon sandwich during an off air commerical break on the O'Reilly show last Monday.

Williams, known as a liberal leaning commentator, and in fact the only African American employee of NPR, was canned after an annoymous complaint was filed by members of an unnamed religious group which can not be named due to threats of intimidation including civil suits, lightning strikes, and hordes of locusts.

Cries of outrage have erupted over the firing since NPR is funded indirectly by millions in taxpayer money, supposedly to reflect straight journalistic viewpoints in a non partisan way.

William's firing was followed with the almost simultaneous announcement that NPR just accepted a $1.8M grant from foreign left wing world government proponent George Soros to hire over 100 'enterprise' reporters, two per US state, to cover 'important issues', read advancing the European Union mentality of Political Correctness into the very fabric of American Everyday Life.

Consider this move in context with Democratic Party charges last week, including those by Barry Obama, claiming that the US Chamber of Commerce was using 'foreign money' to buy the upcoming elections; " Just how stupid do these people think the American public is," said Julio Hernandez a 4th generation Hispanic American who works two jobs and has put three children through college.

Although too late for Juan Williams, it was later discovered that the 'bacon sandwich' he was accused of eating in an 'overt effort' to insult certain still unnamed people of a certain faith, was actually made with all smoked turkey ingredients.

A keen observer of the Progressive movement in the US said, "It appears the only "pork" that should be considered insulting and demeaning
is the bribe money given to NPR by George Soros in an attempt to subvert the American Political System....never trust a Hungarian who promises you goulash or you'll wind up eating porridge in a gulag!"

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