Reid: "Sharron, I Will MAN UP if You'll Quit STANDING UP-----to PEE!"

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Sunday, 24 October 2010


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It was a contentious and ugly debate last night as Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid finally responded to Sharron Angle and her continuing call for him to "Man Up." Reid, ordinarily mild mannered and polite, looked straight at Angle and said, "Sharon, I Will MAN UP if You'll Quit STANDIG UP--- to PEE!"

Reporters and onlookers in the crowd gasped and the room fell into silence. Reid continued: "Sharron, for years, it has been no secret around the State House that women have fallen into the toilet after you have been in one of the stalls in the Ladies Room and left the lid up. It is also no secret that late at night janitors have repeatedly seen you sneak into a Men's Room and stand at the urinals.

Sharron, did you also think people have forgotten that you once introduced legislation to teach penis envy to 4th grade girls in the public schools? Sharron, you have a problem! It's time for you to sit down!"

As the crowd listened in shock, Angle grew red in the face and stormed off the stage shouting,----"BALLS! YOU SEXIST!!

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