Poll: Nevadans prefer unprotected anal sex over Harry Reid

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Tuesday, 31 August 2010

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CARSON CITY, NV - A new Gallup poll says that more Nevadans would prefer unprotected anal-sex rather than have Harry Reid win another term as the State's senator.

63 percent said they would rather be on the receiving-end of unprotected anal sex rather than have Harry Reid serve six more years.

Additionally, respondents answered that:

56 percent said that they preferred Harry Reid compared to being buried alive.

43 percent said that they preferred to have an unanesthetized root-canal compared to having Harry Reed as Senator.

23 percent would rather be smitten by God as opposed to Harry Reid serving another term.

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