Written by JAB

Tuesday, 19 October 2010

image for Senator Harry Reid Scores with a Moose Knuckle over Sharron Angle in Their Final Debate
Reid Gives Angle a Moose Knuckle

Reno, NV - The second debate between, 70-year-old Senate majority leader Harry Reid and 61-year-old Sharron Angle was better than watching the WWE.

Both candidates challenged each other with the same intensity as their last meeting. Reid tagged team with his late mother in using a head and neck rake saying, "She (his mother) took in wash from the brothels." Angle came back with a stomach claw, "my mother used the water from the dirty wash to make soup."

Angle then pounced on Reid with a head drop, "growing up my parents would allow me and my three brothers to use one piece of toilet paper each." Reid met the challenge with a front facelock, "at least you had two-ply and indoor plumbing."

Most of the debate involved, side headlocks, arm-hook sleepers, a near two-handed chokelift, the dreaded cloverleaf, collar-and-elbow tie up and more.

Just as Senator Reid was about to finish his closing comments, he stepped away from the podium, yanked his pants up to his chest along with his junk,split his bean bag and demonstrated a perfectly articulated moose knuckle, and with a three-quarter facelock added, "vote for Harry Reid, he's got you know what."

Going into an abdominal stretch,Sharron Angle gave Reid an inverted facelock and a kneebar saying, "I know a moose knuckle, moose knuckles are friends of mine and you Senator, are showing nothing but two used tea bags and a lump of sugar," followed by a full body slam, "if you want the real dangle, vote for Sharron Angle."

Moderator, ex Governor of Minnesota and former World Wrestling Federation Champion, Jesse "The Body" Ventura said, after the debate, "Reid had a slight edge with his moose knuckle move but I think Angle could have had the Smackdown, had she gone with a cameltoe instead of the tea bags, that's just my observation."

Voters will decide November 2nd 2010 who the winner will be.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Politics, Harry Reid




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