Harry Reid Booed From Senate Floor Friday By Democrats

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Sunday, 11 July 2010

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"It Makes Me Puke!"

Harry Reid may be losing his position as head of the Senate because, while everyone else in his own party booed Friday, he waved and left the floor.

"My own Party, the Democrats, were not booing me. They were yelling "Pooo!" as 80-year-old Senator Arlen Specter had filled his pants again. I couldn't be heard so I left and will give my speech later."

That's not what we heard from his fellow Democrats, however.

One representative who asked not to be named so he wouldn't be singled out, stated that they WERE booing, although some "poos" were in there, but those were from Republicans.

Apparently, what had happened is that it was Harry Reid's turn to take Senator Specter to the bathroom to clean up and put a new diaper on him and he hasn't done it. So there's a filibuster. Specter sits in Specter shit until Reid keeps his word.

After ward, Reid told reporters that he didn't want to talk about it anymore.

He also stated that the rumor that Paul McCartney, after singing "Michelle" to Mrs. Obama, then sung "Fool On The Hill" to him.

"That was Rush Limbaugh's big mouth! He calls me 'Dingy Harry', did you know that? Actually, it was "I'm Looking Through You!" that Paul sung to me.

Meanwhile, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi backed Reid. "Listen people, I am very upset right now. It's just that my face can't show it. Please leave him alone....Vote Democrat!"

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