NATO stripped Clinton of nuke codes during Lewinsky impeachment

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Friday, 22 October 2010

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Hands up all those who've lost the plot and the finger on the trigger

Washington AC/DC - (Mushroom Cloud Mess): The covert NATO operation saw Presidential nuclear launch codes confiscated on Special Counsel Ken Starr's advice, a new book published this week claims.

Clinton had been threatening to 'blow the whole goddam shit sky high' - in a non-oral sex way - according to Capitol Hill depositions.

Impeachment prosecutor Starr's recommendation to emasculate the Comeback Kid for the trial's duration was countermanded by senior NATO shrinks.

They feared Clinton might launch a sudden, spurious nuclear attack somewhere for the kudos of all the ensuing publicity.

The codes were eventually found in late 1999 inside Presidential dog Buddy's canine jabs documents folder - along with Barack Obama's Kenyan birth certificate.

Hillary Clinton is 69.

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