Washington AC/DC - (Mushroom Cloud Mess): The covert NATO operation saw Presidential nuclear launch codes confiscated on Special Counsel Ken Starr's advice, a new book published this week claims.
Clinton had been threatening to 'blow the whole goddam shit sky high' - in a non-oral sex way - according to Capitol Hill depositions.
Impeachment prosecutor Starr's recommendation to emasculate the Comeback Kid for the trial's duration was countermanded by senior NATO shrinks.
They feared Clinton might launch a sudden, spurious nuclear attack somewhere for the kudos of all the ensuing publicity.
The codes were eventually found in late 1999 inside Presidential dog Buddy's canine jabs documents folder - along with Barack Obama's Kenyan birth certificate.
Hillary Clinton is 69.