It was revealed that President Clinton was so star-struck by his affair with black-haired trollop, Monica Lewinsky, that he swapped his nuclear codes for a few pieces of lip and tongue around his crooked crank by the voluptious post-pubescent Lewinsky.
Evidently he lost possession of the codes that allow the President to send off nuclear missiles if we're attacked by a foreign country. It is a fail safe system that prevents anyone else from authorizing the use of these missiles on the enemy. In other words, our Nation was defenseless for a number of months while he was getting his whistle blown, and he was absolutely unconcerned.
One might ask what kind of fucking idiots are we putting in the White House? We now have a man who may or may not be an American citizen as our Commander-in-Chief. He wants to destroy all of our nukes so that he doesn't have to worry about losing the codes, perhaps.
Dr. Strangelove, where are you?