Jimmy Carter Calls Bill Clinton a "Pussy"

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Tuesday, 21 September 2010

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JimmyCarter Contends He Was The Best President Ever

Former President Jimmy Carter isn't letting the truth stand in the way of his assessment of his life. "I am superior to other presidents," Mr. Carter said in an interview with CNBC News.

The former president released a statement not long after the interview aired to clarify the comments.

"What I meant was, Bill Clinton is a pussy," he said.

During the interview, Carter said his active role as an ex-president has allowed him "to fill the voids in the world resulting from Bill Clinton's limp-wristed policies," both domestically and internationally.

The former president has released a new book that includes a diary he kept during his time as president. In the book, Mr. Carter both defends his policies and criticizes Bill Clinton as a pussy, even before Bill Clinton became president.

In an interview with Lezlie Stall on 60 Minutes that aired Sunday night, Mr. Carter contended that he got the most legislation passed of all other presidents. "I was the best president this candy-arsed country has ever seen" he said.

But in the eyes of history, Mr. Carter is not recognized as a success.

"And yet, as I say, there's the sense that you were a failed president," Ms. Stall said in the interview.

"I think I was identified as a failed president because Bill Clinton is a pussy," Carter replied.

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