Written by Proffitt

Friday, 15 October 2010

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What does this thing do again?

The battle of the Chris DJ's commenced yesterday with Chris Evans finally agreeing that Chris Moyels is shit and even advising him to give up!

The revelation came during a short TV interview where Evans (Ginger) was asked about Moyels recent pay rant. 'I don't think Moyels had any right to subject his listeners to that type of drivel,' he said. 'Maybe Moyels has simply run out of obscenities to throw at his audience.'

Friends of Moyels believe he is planning to wait for Evans round the corner from the broadcasting studio and challenge him to some Queensbury rules fisticuffs. One friend said 'Moyels is well pissed at the Ginger Winger and plans to have him.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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