"Go! Nads! Go! Nads!" Thousands of Feminists Scream at BOP Voter Rally!

Funny story written by b kenneth mcgee

Monday, 18 October 2010

As Michele Bachmann, Christine O'Donnell, and Sarah Palin (BOP) took the stage yesterday in the second day of their: BOP Get Out the Vote Tour, thousands of feminists screamed, Go! Nads! Go! Nads! as the three women shadow boxed around the stage.

Each of the three took turns denigrating men in general and Democratic men in particular. As the crowd shouted its approval and many held up giant dildos, the mood of the crowd was jovial and intense.

O'Donnell was the last to speak and told the crowd of her secret visit to a medical lab where human testicles had been grown on field mice. "I would never have believed it, if I hadn't seen it for myself," she said. "The poor little critters were half nuts!" As the crowd roared, thousands of women threw their bras in the air like Midshipmen at the end of a successful Army/Navy football game.

One local sheriffs deputy reported that he had been de-pants and sexually molested. "It was not a pretty sight," he said. One of the perpetrators reportedly said, "He wasn't either!" Her companions slapped each other on the back, plumped their fists in the air, and spit on the ground, according to the source.

In related news ,Bill O'Reilly, showing solidarity to the BOP tour invited a cub scout on his nightly show whereupon he shouted at the little boy that he was a chauvinist pig, and then hit him in the mouth before bodily throwing him off the TV set. The tour continues on to Chicago and the Midwest this week.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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