Three new parties started in US

Funny story written by lev

Saturday, 9 October 2010

In light of the TEA party movement that has been gaining ground in the US over the last two years, three new parties cropped up over the weekend. TEA party is a semi-conservative constitutionalist organization. TEA party means, Taxed Enough Already. The new parties that have come into play now are the DONUT party, the MEATLOAF party, and the RICE party.

DONUT party stands for "Danger Over New Unified Thinking" - this is a group of political scientists that are fighting for the rights of private universities to exclude certain groups.

MEATLOAF party stands for "Making Even A Thief Laugh Over American Finances" this party represents the interests of the federal reserve.

Last, the RICE party stands for "Robbing Innocent Children Everyday" they - like the DONUT party, are representing the Education System.

Dr. Kenneth Rogers from NYU - a Political scientists stated "It is exciting too see so many Americans gain an interest in politics."

Leaders of these four parties gathered together over the weekend. Rumor has it that they are planning a pot luck.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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