A gay man with an enormous penis is being hailed this morning as the person responsible for the overturning of a US military ban on homosexuals taking up positions in the US Army.
Larry Sabu, 20, was the man who was refused sign-up documentation in an Army recruitment centre in Brownsville recently, according to the staff because of his large penis which would have proved a mighty distraction for his fellow soldiers, but actually BECAUSE HE WAS GAY.
Sabu reported the case on this very website earlier this week, and lo and behold! news has emerged that US District Judge Virginia Phillips last month ruled the "don't ask, don't tell" policy unconstitutional, and the US Department of Justice now has 60 days to appeal, but may opt not to do so.
It would be a travesty if they did!
"Why should gay people be banned from fighting for their country?" asked Sabu, whose penis is rumoured to measure nearly 12 inches, and resembles a policeman's truncheon.
Gay supporters celebrated as they heard the news, and one said "It's all down to Larry and his great, big, oily cock!"
