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Wednesday, 13 October 2010

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I fancy a bit of Cockatoo myself!

A gay man from Lancashire surprised his friends when he served up a three-course meal, the main ingredient of which, was his boyfriend's cat, at a recent dinner party.

Having returned from a holiday visit to Vietnam where he spent several days attempting to lure some cute young men into a paddy field, Larry Glitter, 20, brought home a collection of Vietnamese cookery books.

Many of the recipes involved cooking things that you wouldn't normally expect to eat, like cat, or, as the slinky feline pets are known in Chinky places, P'ussy.

Also in the book is a recipe for eating Cockatoo.

Glitter, whose real name is Larry Sabu, 20, says he will continue to cook exotic dishes for his friends, and may even serve them up on his naked chest, as opposed to the more conventional method of serving them on a plate.

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